Page 4 of "Pink Elephants!" As I may have said before, this whole story is based on my own struggle with insomnia when I was a neurotic little kid. In actuality, when I went to see my bug-eyed psychologist, he insinuated to my mother that he thought I had an Electra complex (based on the fact that I would sleep in my parents' bed when I couldn't sleep in my own).
Of course, I didn't find out until much later why my mom terminated my therapy with him.
Luckily, I'm neither schizophrenic nor...uh...Electric. Now pardon me: I have an appointment with my friend, Harvey.