We're Gonna Need a Bigger Boat

Good evening, everyone! I present the next BYOB, in which the author leaps into a "diplomatic shark pool" when he joins a panel to judge international beers. That poor swimmer lost his beer, but at least he has a rainbow trout to keep him company.

Hey, remember Shark Bites fruit snacks? Did you ever feel incredible triumph when you were rewarded with a handful of great whites?